Friday, November 5, 2010

Dear Editor: 
An increasingly relevant issue in our society is the atrocities happening right now as you read in chain supermarkets all over Melbourne. For TWO WEEKS STRAIGHT Coles has been advertising mangoes. As much as I respect and have the deepest regard for this particular fruit, I think it is inappropriate to shove pictures of photoshopped mangoes into shoppers' faces as they race into the supermarkets to buy supplies in time for dinner.
Editor, I believe it is time for Melbourne to do something about this madness and rein in the crazy rampage of supermarkets.

How do you like that now huh?
in other news... I PASSED MY PIANO EXAM! HALLELUJAH! I AM SOOOOO HAPPY!

fht

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